September 29, 2006

What am I?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
Chewing gum

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
An elevator

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
A nose

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
A newspaper boy

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
A glove

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
A crane

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
A toothbrush, of course!

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